I’m going to keep this real quick because I need to go buy cat litter. That’s right, I have to go get stuff for my cats to shit and piss in. This is my life.
Last Monday night was a massive kick to the groin. Suh-style.
This week, we are mailing it in. I don’t particularly like false hope. Do you? Do you like false hope?
We released RGIII. The former Subway schiller can recover and find solace in a $5 footlong. We are moving on to fail in new ways.
Get this mic out of my face!
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Bummer, Dude. I personally welcome your new Russian boxer of a QB.
McCown = Drago
Previous 24 Browns starters = Thunderlips
Rest of NFL = Rocky