Welcome to the SCUFFLE 2017 Midseason Awards. Most of these are strictly based on their total fantasy points and not actually my opinion (except the busts). Just for fun. Enjoy.
QUARTERBACK
Midseason MVP—Alex Smith, Holley Hawks
When Alex Smith was the top QB after week 1, I think we all wrote that off as to an anomaly. Hell, there were two additional such weeks that Holley elected to start Andy Dalton instead (Smith combined for 44 points in those games)—such was the faith we all had in Alex Smith. But here we are, seven weeks into the 2017 season and he is still the top QB, having thrown for more 300 yards games so far than any other year of his career.
Biggest Surprise—Carson Wentz, Oregon Dream Team
No one envisioned that Wentz would be the #2 QB in all the land this season, with a real shot to be the actual NFL MVP. But here he is, locked up for a mere $3.30 for the Dream Team. Future looks bright there.
Top Rookie—Deshaun Watson, Bestine Banthas
I was honestly surprised that any QB in this draft was taken as high as Round 2, but Ryan appears to have hit the jackpot here. Lets hope he’s not the next Robert Griffin III.
Biggest Bust—Ben Roethlisberger, FA (formerly Batavia Colliders)
Batavia has simply not been able to get consistent QB play this season from anyone, Big Ben or Newton, but Ben’s play has been exceptionally poor, including a (-1.35) game—Blake Bortles and Jacoby Brissett are two such names with more points. I think he turns it around in the 2nd half though—they have too many weapons.
Final MVP—Tom Brady, Oregon Dream Team
When it’s all said and done, I think Brady emerges at the top. It’s hard to bet against him. New England is not as dominant as recent years, and that likely helps Brady—they may even have a meaningful game in Weeks 16-17 this season.
RUNNING BACK
Top RB—Todd Gurley, Marshfield Pirates
I feel like I am in a dream and any week I will wake up and realize Todd Gurley is still the biggest disappointment since Kenny Britt. But each week he keeps producing. The freaking Rams are 5-2. No idea how long it will keep up but I’m on board until it ends.
Biggest Surprise—Kareem Hunt, Holley Hawks
Since Week 1, Hunt’s production has been a steady decline, but they are committed to run and giving him the ball, both on the ground and through the air. Without the injury that thrust him into the Week 1 starting role, it might’ve taken him a bit longer to get to this point, but I think we can all agree he will be a top back for years to come.
Top Rookie—Kareem Hunt, Holley Hawks
Hunt still earns this honor, but had Leonard Fournette not missed Week 7, this would almost certainly be his award.
Biggest Bust—Marshawn Lynch, Sweet Home Gridiron Gang
I honestly thought Jesse had the steal of the season getting Lynch for $1. Surely he will remain a factor for the Raiders for the rest of the year, but the Washington/Richard era might begin sooner than later.
Final MVP—Le’Veon Bell, Culver City Krackens
Lets face it—Bell is probably the best back in the NFL. It took Pittsburgh awhile to get rolling, but Bell is young and they are committed to giving him nearly 40 touches a week. I think he finishes as the #1 overall RB.
WIDE RECEIVER
Top WR—Antonio Brown, Batavia Colliders
It seems like no matter what happens or what the state of the Steelers is or who is guarding him, Brown gets his. Too bad he’s wasting away on the Colliders.
Biggest Surprise—Tyreek Hill, Cleveland Battery
There are other nominees for this, like Chris Hogan, who was leading the SCUFFLE WRs in points a couple weeks ago, or maybe Jarvis Landry or Nelson Agholor, but to me, its Hill. I thought he was more of a “gimmick” and too dependent on his special teams play and could never be a #1 WR. So far, I’m dead wrong and Hill is the WR2.
Top Rookie—Cooper Kupp, Holley Hawks
Even with the Rams acquiring Sammy Watkins, Cooper Kupp sure looks like the future. Solid draft pick by Holley.
Biggest Bust—Terrell Pryor, Oregon Dream Team
While names like Julio Jones and TY Hilton are down across the board, to me, this award goes to someone like Pryor, who came out of nowhere to finish as a top 20 WR and seemed to have nowhere to go but up, especially with the move to Washington. But he’s simply been a non-factor and has been seemingly supplanted by nearly anyone else in a Washington jersey.
Final MVP—Antonio Brown, Batavia Colliders
I don’t see anyone passing him.
TIGHT END
Top TE—Zach Ertz, Madtown Marauders
See Carson Wentz. Ertz is his favorite and most reliable target.
Biggest Surprise—Jason Witten, Sullivan Island Silvertips
I honestly didn’t even know he was still playing and he’s a TE6.
Top Rookie—Evan Engram, Cleveland Battery
He’s a beast and with every Giant WR dead, he’s the top target.
Biggest Bust—Jordan Reed, Marshfield Pirates
Well, until this last week he was. Still, I think for expectations and how much I’m paying him, he still fits this bill until another solid week.
Final MVP—Rob Gronkowski, Madtown Marauders
See Tom Brady. If he stays healthy, he’ll finish TE1.
DEFENSE AND SPECIAL TEAMS
Top Kicker—Greg Zuerlein, Oregon Dream Team
See LA Rams being 5-2.
Top DT—DeForest Buckner, Oregon Dream Team
A beast in the middle for a defense that is on the field alot. This really turned into a decent pick for Tim.
Top DE—Melvin Ingram, Marshfield Pirates
For the first time in maybe ever, the Pirates have a DL that doesn’t suck.
Top LB—Telvin Smith, Culver City Krackens
Remember when Marcot bid $20 and gave up a R1 for Smith and we were all literally shocked? And then he scored 3 total points in Week 1 and we were all laughing? Well who is laughing now? Damn.
Top CB—Tre’Davious White, Marshfield Pirates
His tackles have slowly drifted off, but this rookie has still be putting up points. Marshfield also happens to own the CB2 in Jason McCourty, who’s move to the Browns seems to have rejuvenated him.
Top S—Tyvon Branch, Fransburg (r)EvoLUtion
There are many good safeties this season, but Branch currently sits atop the list. I’m amazed that this is the only position where undefeated Fransburg has a top player.
© 2017, Jason Enright. All rights reserved.
Here’s the thing about the Rams – they remind of the 49ers when they got Harbaugh. A new competent coach, and suddenly the talent begins to shine.
Great article!
Awesome article, really enjoyed it. I’ll cede midseason awards as long as Fransburg can score one more win this season.