Bestine
Strength: Dallas TEs
Weakness: non-rookies who scored between -2 and +3 last season
Marshfield
First round picks
Second round picks
Sullivan’s
Player named Butt
$1.95 in cap space
Culver City
Continuity from last season
Finished 6-8 last year
Batavia
Video production
Too many opinions
Holley
Holder of The Trophy
Mascot
North Point
James Conner on roster
Suh on roster
Cleveland
$85 for one player in first year of 3 year contract
Gurley
Fransburg
Science
Prefers the difficult route
Madtown
The Watt brothers
No first round pick
Linn County
New name and mascot
Bad cell reception
Oregon
1.01
Franchise tagged PK
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