River on Fire Side Chat – Shock the World
The Battery came away with scrappy victory in week 3. Despite not having any players capable of just exploding for shit-tons of points, Battery insiders […]
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The Return of River on Fire Side Chat
Dear Battery Fan, Welcome to the depths of hell. We here at Battery headquarters are waist deep in a burning ring of fire. We hope […]
River on Fire Side Chat – Heading into Week 5
We’re knee deep in this filth. Weeks into another season and weeks away from another presidential election. Is that hope that smells so foul? Fransburg […]
River on Fire Side Chat – Heading into Week 4
Two seasons ago, Sullivan’s Island Silvertips ate donuts. Worst single-season record in SCUFFLE Immersion history. This season, they are an improbable 3-0, after showing […]
River on Fire Side Chat – Heading into Week 3
We tinkered (read fucked) with our line-up after scoring some big points in Week 1. If there is a way to be bad, we’ll find it. […]
River On Fire Side Chat – Heading into Week 2
I’m going to keep this real quick because I need to go buy cat litter. That’s right, I have to go get stuff for my […]