Back to Back! McCoy Carries Pirates to Repeat Championship
When LeSean McCoy speaks, people listen. Just months after stunning the football world by restructuring his lucrative contract because he “didnt live up to expectations”, […]
River on Fire Side Chat: Cleveland Battery Mid-Season Report
In recent weeks, the Cleveland Battery have been spiraling toward the bottom of the power rankings and, more importantly, the league standings. At the same […]
Colliders’ Corner – Week 4
BOX SCORE The Colliders were up against their arch-rival, the Madtown Marauders. Though the Marauders had not managed to win a game so far, […]
Colliders’ Corner – Week 3
BOX SCORE Week 3 proved to be the Colliders’ biggest challenge to date. The entire backfield, including Aaron Rodgers, collectively shit the bed. […]
River on Fire Side Chat: Cleveland Battery Week Two Review
The following is the verbatim transcripts of a secret recording of Cleveland Battery Owner and Head Coach Ben Pershey following the first win of the […]
Colliders’ Corner – Week 2
BOX SCORE After Jonathan Marcot of CornChutes fame noticed a scoring mistake, the Colliders ended up finishing second in scoring in the week 1 […]