Bloody Saturday in Batavia

BATAVIA, IL

The Batavia Colliders unleashed a massive tsunami of cuts today in a classic Memorial Day Weekend news dump. Many recent draft picks, including a couple of first rounders, will be looking for jobs this offseason. Team owner Josh Hammond, with his trademark graciousness on display, offered to speak to the media:

 

 

The full list of cuts is below:

  • RB Jeremy Langford
  • WR Kevin White
  • WR Philip Dorsett
  • WR Pharoh Cooper
  • TE Ryan Griffin
  • TE Vance McDonald
  • DT Adolphus Washington
  • CB Brandon Flowers
  • CB Marcus Cooper

The Colliders incurred an additional $20.49 in cap penalties, but freed up $26.19 in cap space by making the cuts before the June 1st deadline.

 

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Commissioner. Three-time champion (2011, 2016, 2018.) Keeper of spreadsheets.

2 Comments

  1. Nice job man! Love the mock press conference. Enjoyed the digs on Matt and Weldin too–good stuff.

    In all honesty, it was a shock to see you drop all those players. Very odd to see you and Adam both have so little cap before making cuts. Guess that’s the price for drafting well.

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