The 38 Year-Old Virgin (I Cried When It Was Over)
You were all so gentle for his first time. Do you know how much that will make the future fantasies pure healthy love? And it […]
Jordan Cameron or Cameron Jordan?
Speculation has run amok in the training camps of the Bestine Banthas and Batavia Colliders regarding the identity of Jordan Cameron. Or is it […]
“We’re Done” – Colliders’ Brass on Auction
BATAVIA, IL The Batavia Colliders acquired 13 players in the auction, spending a total of $30. There were no big splashes, as the Colliders were […]
Quarterback Hits
*THIS RULE HAS PASSED* Hey everyone. There is a new defensive stat available called Quarterback Hits. I propose that we include it in our scoring […]
It Is Decided
So, we had an auction and draft date all set, and then it turned out that we could not accommodate everyone. Through spirited discourse, we […]
Fumble Rule Proposal Revision
** This Rule Has Passed ** Okay guys, after some valuable feedback from Enright, Weldin, and Hammond, we may have stumbled upon a revision of […]