Hi im Jesse and im a first time blogger…..(hi Jesse)
While everyone is enjoying the off season with friends and family, ill have you know i am hard at it. I just cant get the taste of failure out of my mouth. ive tasted some pretty shitty stuff before. Literally! A goose turd for $5, a slug for a $15 fishing lure, and a beetle just for……well just because i guess.Anyways…none of that tasted as shitty as the disapointment of missing the playoffs this year.
With that said, i am hard in training while you guys are dicking the dog and polishing MY trophy. I can now get to the fridge and back and refresh the live scoring page before Green Bay can get a play off in the hurry up. Im in the process of conditioning my channel changing finger to reduce cramping. I did suffer a set back but should be good to go by the opener.
In closing i will say this. Jason you Jew fuck asshole, the division is mine. Josh, the trophy is also mine. GOD WALKED ON WATER……I WILL SWIM THRU FUCKING LAND! tootles
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You just better have that clicking finger ready for the auction!
I could not stop laughing this morning – great post Jesse. Except for that last comment. Now I might have to name the division “Garcia is a little bitch”.
PS: Get the Red Zone and save your finger for scratching your head when you miss the playoffs yet again.
Oh snap!